Driver picks the music... Reindeer poop on your roof.

OMG it is totes almost time for Christmas!  Huzzah!  Which means Santa and his sleigh and me and my car are about to embark on a time-honored tradition of hauling our asses all around the earth.  Or in my case, all around the New England.  Whatever- either way Santa's sleigh has nothing on my Honda Civic and my MP3s.  Ok, so what if he's got reindeer and can fly... I've totally got heat and cup-holders and no outdoorsy-ness.  So I mean, hands down I win...  PLUS MP3s motha-f'er!!!!  Santa can eat THOSE cookies, bitch! (Wow I really went off on a tangent there)

In any case, I'm leaving shortly to make my merry way up to my parents' in Maine.  Lots of terrible (for you- not terrible tasting) food and terra-ble dogs (O Terra, even though you are evil... I still love you) who make ridiculous noises.  And presents and Mom and Dad and brothers (I have two!) and holiday joy. 

Mostly I need this vacation from work.  I also need the opportunity to yell and scream at people who will not judge me.  Well ok, they do judge- but they cannot disown me.  Sometimes when you live alone- you get all bottled up because who are you really going to yell at and be annoyed with?  Yourself?  Um that's called crazy and I'm not really interested in what crazy is publishing these days.  So when I am with my family, I tend to have a very sensitive trigger button and then I go all nuclear on their asses.  It's kinda funny, well to me... I'm almost positive it's not to them.  In any case, I cannot wait to be ridiculously reactionary during the upcoming week.  AWESOME and rejuvenating!

O Vacation!  I love you so and Christmas too!  45 minutes to go... Le sigh... hooray!

So- when I start my car (remembering to let it warm up a little), and head towards the GSP today...  I will throw my head back and yell... On Paramore and Indigo and Alanis and Danzig ... On Cranberries and Journey and Fuel and all the others not listed...  Merry Xmas to all and to all a good drive.

Be Safe no matter how you travel this year...  Ok?  We good.  Ok.  Happy Holidays my friends!