Guy + Singer = My Weakness

Do you see that guy up there?  No really, look at him.  He's above average looking- obviously and got like the most beautiful eyes and lips possibly on the planet, currently.  But you know what puts him over the top for me (aside from his biceps and already mentioned eyes)?  That guitar and the fact that he sings.  Now he is not like the best singer ever, but he can carry a tune... and if you can carry a tune- I may be inclined to carry your babies (but only carry them).

Look, I get crushes on celebrity men like I am a tween girl caught in a pre-pubescent tornado.  I know it's totally weird, but I also own up to the fact that it is a coping mechanism for all the times I've had my heart stomped on, so I embrace it completely and with immense enthusiasm.  And in the throes of this mostly "awkward for everyone else but me" tween-love-fest, I sometimes stumble upon the most mega of all Sexy traits... a man who sings.

I am not sure why I become even more enraptured of a guy once I find out he can make semi-coherent notes string together in a melody.  Is it like the Siren's song of yore (lol) calling to me so I will wind up all bashed on the rocks of his love?  Ha ha ha... sorry.  I'm just saying- add this little talent to your resume and I will be putty in your hands.  Well that is if I'm already kind of malleable in your hands.  I don't give the farm away just for a pretty voice.  But it's like biceps (check) lovely man eyes (check) drives a stick shift (check) sometimes performs feats of strength (check) likes Gays, but only as friends (check) loves me (check check) and then after all that... you can sing?  Forget it- we are totally going to have a marriage... with a ring and everything. (But probably no babies)

In any case, I like guys who sing.  It is the whip cream on top of an all ready super Sexy sundae.  It makes me happy.  It makes me want to pin your picture up on my wall even more.  It is a weakness of mine for sure...  It may even melt my currently stone-cold heart if you are not Jensen (Snackles) Ackles and we meet in the real world.  I'm just throwing that out there.  If you like me and want to be with me- aside from being a normal, not jack-ass, coolsville kind of guy... try singing with a guitar (not like in a musical- though you can do that after I get the establishing image of you with a Sexy guitar) to woo me.

If it can actually make Snackles hotter: The Weight 
Think of what it can do for your chances...  I'm just saying.