Did ya'll miss me?

Oh... Hey!  How's it going?  Yea, it was a really bad winter, right?  And the end of LOST, yeesh... crazy town.  Yea...  crazy.  So... um...  how have ya'll been?  Oh, really...  my bad.  Yea, I've had a lot of time to think too.  I was wondering...  hoping, really.  Do you think, um, maybe you could give me another chance?  No, I promise it won't be all gimmicky like the last attempt.  I swear. No Sexy this and Sexy that.  I just want to talk, share, write.  I'm a different person now.  Please take me back?  Why? O Balls, let me explain.

I've had a lot on my mind lately and no where to really go with it.  Facebook is fun and all, but status updates really aren't the place for me to lay my actual "for reals" thoughts out on the table.  Sure I throw a lot of weird dirty beats on my pals there, but really it's all glossy and shiny for the masses and short and sweet too.  No room for the long-winded there.  And sometimes I just need to spill.  So whenever I get the tickle in the back of my brain to share with the population at large, I remind myself that I had a blog once upon a time and I loved it and my readers.  So here I am, back to win over your hearts.

What's the deal with this time?  Why is it different?  Well, mostly I want to write- not about getting Sexy or fixing up my dilapidated inner house- just about me.  Crazy weirdo me, my family, my friends, my life.  You know, like a reality tv show only with verbs and nouns instead of cameras and lights.  I know, totally not original, not like Sexy 08 was- but I think I'm kind of lovable enough to pull it off.  And if not, I'm sure ya'll will tell me and I'll adjust (no not that kind of adjust- I don't have a penis). 

Anyhoo- what do you say?  Are you going to make this hard, like eggs ya'll?  (You know you missed it).  Do you want me to beg???  PLEASE... O please take me back.  I promise to be a better bf (bloggerfriend) than before.  Come on.  You know you want me...  The Internet only offers you so much in a day and who doesn't love something new and sparkly to read.  Ok, I'm not getting on my knees for this- so you are either with me or without me.  Your choice.  Either way, I'm here and I'm back.

Luv,
Nikki